Jimmy Fallon: Definitely SAVED By The Bell

By a show of hands,who, by now, doesn’t at least know OF Jimmy Fallon? If you raised your hand, then I expect you to stop everything you’re doing, hit google, familiarize yourself with him, then come back..and don’t believe the rumors, he has a lovely wife.
No, really, it’s true,that’s her in the picture. So for those of you saying things you shouldn’t, SHAME ON YOU!
But I digress, so, by now you know he’s doing a Saved By The Bell cast reunion, that is in danger of being ruined by Tiffani Thiessen (Who you should remember as Kelly Kapowski OR Kelly Kapowski-Morris). She’s just “SO BUSY” as she points out in her video response to him on Funny or Die.
Let’s just say, Jimmy if you have seen it, I apologize for you losing that couple of minutes of your life, that you can never get back. I have never been so happy, to be saved by a bell in my entire life, as I was when that oven bell dinged, signaling her to end that poor attempt at comedy.*Shaking my head* Honestly, Tiffani, you shouldn’t quit your day job, whatever that is.
Don’t believe it’s SO bad? Ha, here, the proof is in the pudding..or in this case..the fail of epic proportions:

Tiffani Thiessen is Busy from Tiffani Thiessen

Now that you’ve sufficiently wasted a couple of minutes of your life, welcome to our world. You’ll listen to me from now on, won’t you?
That’s what I thought.
The only thing I would dislike more than that, would be if I had to sit through another two minutes of Dustin Diamond (You’ll remember him as Screech) talking. About anything. He should have his freedom of speech card revoked. People like that should have to take a test for the right to utilize their voice box, because idiocy runs from his mouth like water from a faucet ..on high.
The thought that he has an “adult video” out, makes me want to console, whatever poor girl (or guy) that had the lack of good wits about them that night. I bet that made their Top TEN list of regrets. *Shudder*
So,Jimmy it sucks that you may have to do without Kelly, (because even though her comedy sucks, we love her), but what’s worse, is that People magazine took your idea, and beat you to the punch!

I have an idea on how you can get them to print a retraction, giving you full credit for the idea! We can tie them to chairs, and force them to watch Dustin’s video on repeat, if that doesn’t break them, for the final straw, we pop in poor Tiffani’s attempt at humoring you.. they’d cave *Rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacally* Oh yes, they would.
So, if you need help, I’m your go to girl. Just let me know.

Photo Source: People, Splash News

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Rihanna reveals flower pasties

Rihanna showed off one of her favorite accessories as of late: pasties The Barbados-born star was photographed leaving Katy Perry’s concert in New York yesterday, wearing a striped mini skirt and a sheer black sweater that allow to see her bright pink nipple petals. This time she went for a less daring look than last time when she just wore a daring tuxedo. Since she broke up with Chris Brown, this girl has gone more risky every day, going from her guns tattoos to her vanguard wardrove.

In my humble opinion, I think Rihanna needs fashion help quite urgently, just chek out her nails. It think this looks is of an undoubtedly taste. Well, maybe she’s just desperate media seeker.

        

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Katy Perry Showing Her 'Josh Grobin' Chest

Katy Perry got a new tattoo yesterday at East Side Ink in New York City.

The “Hot N Cold” songstress joked around with the paparazzi by showing a fake “Josh Grobin” tattoo on her chest.

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Top TEN Worst Pick Up Lines. Well, Ever.

Let me just say, that I have had the unfortunate experience of having all of these pick up lines tried on me, and guys, they did NOT work.

10.) I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true: Then why are you still here?

9.)Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long: Do I LOOK like a hamster on a wheel to you?

8.)I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away: Even if I did, you wouldn’t reap the benefits, because this pick up line really, really needs to die. Ugh.

7.)Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no: Oh so easy, watch. NO.

6.)“Did it hurt?” Then you ask “Did what hurt?”, They say - “When you fell from heaven.”: Does anyone have a cracker, I need somewhere to put this CHEESE. Ugh.

5.)You got something on your chest: my eyes: Oh THAT’S original, and gross. We all know you’re looking at our chest, but why would you say that?

4.) Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name ( they take a guess)…Janice????: No matter how wrong they are, they always get,”Why yes, YES IT IS.”

3.)What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper: So it’s green, swollen, and angry? NO THANKS.

2.)If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib: If that were the case, and you were the one that would be dining on me, then dear god let PETA intercede on my behalf.

And the number one pickup line, that I’ve heard used on me, and so many others so frequently, that is just awful.

1.)Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see: You are the weakest link, goodbye.

Seriously guys, just stop using this crap. It’s called conversation, introduce yourself, buy us a drink, and pick a topic, we aren’t THAT scary. Chances are, that will get you so much farther than these crummy pick up lines.

[[Image courtesy of zwani.com]]

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Jennifer Love Desperate Begs For A Part In The Next Twilight Film!

If we were Jennifer Love Hewitt, we would run and hide under our big boobs.

The C-list actress had some choice words to share about her obsession with Twilight and they are sure to piss off a couple million tweens.

Though no one can deny the numbers are uneven in the Team Edward vs Team Jacob race, with the addition of Taylor Lautner and his sick abs to the Jacob role, the werewolf numbers are on the rise.

But according to Jennifer, you ain't nothing if you don't love Edward Cullen. She was recently quoted saying: “Who’s not Team Edward? There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”

Cue us stepping out of the way so the rampage of angry tweens can kick the crap out of her.

But, ladies, before you go and give her a piece of your mind, you should know that she is so desperate and sad, that it might not be worth your time. While many of the Hollywood world is dying to be in the next Twilight movies, only Jennifer is pathetic enough to want to be an extra. That's how far her career has sunk!

“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine," she says. "I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it."

Desperate!

[Image via AP Images.]

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